To my beloved roommates:
1) I love how we are all sugar addicts, and failing to have any real dessert/candy in the apartment, and being too cheap to buy any, turn to the next best thing: Chocolate chips and peanut butter. Scrounging through our cupboards, we found the bag of chips meant for making cookies, and poured them into spoons of peanutbutter. As we ate them, we realized how pathetic we were, and then began brainstorming what we could dip in the brown sugar that was next to the chocolate chips.
2) I love how our garbage piles up in the kitchen corner and overflows onto the counter, making its way towards the microwave. May I suggest that when it actually reaches the microwave, we don't cook it.
3) I love how at this very moment, after doing all our laundry, our living room and kitchen are decorated quite nicely in denim jeans. Who needs Martha?
4) I love how I don't owe you both ice-cream anymore. Now I just get to sit back and let you guys buy me my favorite kinds. Let's see...cocunut joy and german chocolate crunch please. Thanks.
5) I love how we constantly sing songs from Wicked and when one person bursts out with a line, everyone else, no matter where they are, joins in.
6) I love the accumalation of hair that our floor throughout the entire apartment has acquired.
7) I love how we waste an entire evening watching tv shows we don't really want to watch.
8) I love how when I accidently put my clothes from the washer into another washer instead of the dryer and go to get them only to realize they were re-washed and NOT dryed, you laugh hysterically at my misfortune (and that's all it was...bad luck.)
9) I love how our apartment smells like beans.
10) I love how there are bras hanging on the bedroom doors right now.
11) I love how we abuse one another. And I mean physically abuse one another.
12) I love how Kendal tries to grow strawberries on the lenolium. I don't know about in Tucson, but that's not how we do it in...PROVO.
13) I love how we love our FHE group.
14) I love how we laugh to the point of tears when Munjeong says, "panties."
15) I love how none of us ever know what's going on.......in, uh........uh.........hisTORy.
16) I love Jamie's red hair. And she does too. And so everyone should, as well.
17) I love Kendal's butt. And, as we all know, so does she.
18) Speaking of butts, I love how one night, we all pinched each other's and rated them on a squishiness scale from 1-10. Ah. Good times. (For results, email Kendal. She won.)
19) I love how someone would react if they were sitting in on some of our conversations.
20) I love how we still haven't turned in that blasted paper that was supposed to be turned in three weeks ago.
21) I love that we know how to say "hello" and "goodbye" in Korean, but don't know what the heck that stuff is in the fridge.
22) I love how we all waste time. Like me. Now.
23) I love how Jamie marries herself to people without their consent (or knowledge, for that matter.)
24) I love how I love my roommates.
25) I love how Kendal hates to end things on odd numbers.
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